10. Does not have an appalling haircut and toothbrush mustache.
9. Does not require people to call him “the Leader.”
8. Does not believe in superiority of the Aryan, or any other, race.
7. Has not created a paramilitary organization within the Democratic Party.
6. Did not invade Poland or any other country to start a World War.
5. Did not burn down the Capitol to stop elections and extend his term in office.
4. Does not believe in one party rule with no civil liberties.
3. Provides those without means health care, food and shelter.
2. Wants to close concentration camps, not open them.
1. Did not institute a holocaust killing 9 million people as the “final solution.”