Boy, do I feel sorry for smokers these days. Smoking used to be so fashionable and hip in the James Dean and Steve McQueen days.

Women who smoked used to be sexy. No sooner did they pull a Virginia Slim out of a cigarette case and men would rush at them with lighters.

Even when smoking was cool, people knew it wasn’t healthy. Some unhealthy smokers sued tobacco companies for concealing the unhealthful effects of sucking carcinogens into their lungs — and not one prevailed.

That changed in 1998, when 46 states sued the four biggest tobacco companies to recover Medicaid costs for tobacco-related maladies. The states won big. The tobacco industry has been nicotine-coughing up billions of dollars to the states ever since.

Or, to be more precise, smokers have been nicotine-coughing up billions. A pack of cigarettes costs five or six bucks. Taxes account for more than half of that price.

In any event, over the years, smoking has lost its coolness appeal among the public. Anti-smoking groups have made tremendous gains banning smoking in public places. To date, 38 states and all 60 of our biggest cities have public smoking bans in place.

To be sure, the anti-smoking sentiment is one of the few bipartisan issues left. People on both the left and right loathe smoking the way people used to hate polio and communism.

Many people on the right, sick of dining in restaurants where smoking is still allowed, are all for government bans on the legal activity. Didn’t secondhand-smoke studies warrant it?

Many people on the left were for such government bans, too, for the simple reason that they love when the government tells people what they cannot do — except when it involves smoking marijuana.

And so it is that the bipartisan anti-smoking mob has relegated smokers to secondary-human-being status.

Smokers are shunned at family gatherings and sent to the garage or the street, so as not to stink up the house. Even corporate CEOs who smoke are sent to the alleyway, where they mingle with other smokers like hapless pigeons.

And just when smokers thought things couldn’t get worse, boy, are they getting worse. Government regulators, who are now interpreting President Obama’s Patient Protection and (ha-ha) Affordable Care Act, have determined that smokers should get hammered by insurance companies.

Starting next year, health insurers will be permitted to charge smokers who purchase individual policies up to 50 percent more for their premiums.

A 60-year-old smoker will pay, on average, $5,100 more than they are paying right now.

Why? Well, their smoking could cause them to have health issues, which others in the insurance pool would ultimately have to pay for.

Since they have a higher risk for the insurance pool, shouldn’t they be required to pay more?

Many in the anti-smoking mob, on both left and right, surely think so — as they miss the larger point: If our federal government has gotten so big and meddlesome that it can single out a particular citizen who has freely chosen to use a legal product as a vice, what CAN’T our government do?

How long before chubby people and snack-cake eaters and people who like to hang-glide over mountain cliffs are also singled out by the government?

Yeah, I feel sorry for smokers, but the way things are going, we’ll all be mingling like pigeons in alleyways, secretly enjoying snack cakes, salty snacks and sugary drinks and hoping the government doesn’t catch wind of it.

• Tom Purcell is a Pittsburgh Tribune-Review humor columnist and is nationally syndicated exclusively by Cagle Cartoons Inc.

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Chet
Chet

Well, first off, I thought the conservative mantra was personal responsibility. So if you choose to smoke and you get sick, why would you ask someone else to pay for your medical bills?

Right wing hypocrisy knows no bounds.

And really? The lefties love to have government tell people what to do?

The left and the right both want people to behave certain ways, and they both pass laws to force their will on people.

Women's healthcare? Let the government or your boss decide that for you, little lady. Gay marriage, not on our watch! And your kids are going to pray in school, to the God we decide they need to pray to!

Let's not even get into the real nuts who are trying to pass laws REQUIRING people to own guns.

Forcing people to buy a product? I thought that was the right's complaint about Obamacare?

Boundless hypocrisy.

I understand this is just another right wing wacko trying to get me to fear and hate my own duly elected government, but the writer clearly didn't think things through very well.

When did conservatives get to be such whiny little crybabies?

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